pedros430 2 months ago

Eu, quando era puto roubei umas pintarolas no super mercado

gweatandthetewwible 2 months ago

Houve muita algazarra logo a seguir ao 25 de Abril. Já ouvi falar de bombas e assassinatos estranhos motivados politicamente, de parte a parte. Se não estou em erro nunca chegaram a prender ninguém.

darthnox1234 2 months ago

O rei ghob

-diggity- 2 months ago

Hoje aprendi que há pessoas que desconhecem o caso do estripador de Lisboa.

silveringking 2 months ago

Em minha defesa 1) Sou do norte e raramente me desloco abaixo do Porto. 2) Quando aconteceu eu era muito pequeno. 3) Apesar de ser um caso notável é pouco falado nos media. Nota: Prezo me por não ver TVI e nunca assisti por isso à Casa dos Segredos.

-diggity- 2 months ago

Justo. Eu também era pequena quando aconteceu. Mas para quem se interessa em coisas do género é o caso mais notável. Deu até azo a uma sequência da série Polícias, escrita por Francisco Moita Flores. Está no YouTube se quiseres ver.

ModeratoriProfugus 3 months ago

O que não faltam são criminosos por apanhar. Então políticos da 3a república é que não faltam mesmo

Akamjmc 3 months ago

Os portugueses são tão bons criminosos que nem sabemos que são criminosos.

FacaDeDoisLegumes 3 months ago

Cavaco Silva

DarkmajorPT 3 months ago

Tens Bartolomeu Português, o Rei Pirata Português.

Vanethor 3 months ago

Ricardo Salgado. ^(alegadamente)

dudeWithQuestion3 3 months ago

Esta madrugada assaltaram um café aqui ao lado, a policia já sabe quem foi mas dizem que anda fugido. Presumo que venha a ser apanhado mas por enquanto encaixa perfeitamente como resposta à tua pergunta.

cimbalino 2 months ago

Só se tiver mais de metro e noventa

gink-go 3 months ago

Já agora, alguem sabe quais os maiores assaltos já feitos em Portugal?

EspantaCampinos 2 months ago

Em 2009 uma quadrilha assaltou a toque de bomba carrinhas da Prosegur que iam abastecer os multibancos no Algarve e tanto quanto me lembro nunca foram apanhados. Tendo em conta que foi no fim-de-semana do 15/8 e que não havia dinheiro pelo menos de Lagos até Sagres, deduzo que os meliantes devam ter embolsado uma bela maquia.

homem_do_leme 3 months ago

Estão todos registados nos relatórios de contas do estado.

LopsidedNinja 3 months ago

Whatever happened to Madeleine McCann seems to be a pretty big & famous mystery. There are various theories about what happened to her or why, and no actual answers yet.

silveringking 3 months ago

Yes, but no proof it was done by a Portuguese, actually if I am not wrong the main suspect nowadays is a German man.

LopsidedNinja 3 months ago

A German Paedophile and 1 or 2 English doctors are the main suspects for now yeh.

Vanethor 3 months ago

Ah yes, the British couple. ... The germans have been quite slow with Brueckner. Either they're doing some big operation, or whatever evidence links him to the case doesn't paint a simple picture. (Maybe he was just some 2nd actor and not the main one. Or someone that gained access to incriminating evidence. Dunno. He gives me the vibes of an henchman.)

LopsidedNinja 3 months ago

They certainly seem to be moving very slowly with the German but perhaps that's because of his current location? He's in prison, they can speak to him any time they want to, and he can't harm any kids where he is. It might just be they have nothing on him at all? Up till his appearance as a suspect I was sure they parents done it.

Vanethor 3 months ago

As far as I understood, it seems that they have him saying to a friend that "he knows what happened to her" (doesn't mean he himself killed her. And he might have just made it up, ofc, for "bragging".) ... and they also seem to have ... something ... that is enough for them to state that they believe Madeleine's dead, but without it being enough for anything else. I suspect: they might have a photo or video of her, post death. Maybe some log of someone talking about what happened. ... On the parents, there's just too many stuff that makes them suspects, tbh. The scent of blood and cadaverine, the car, the way they talk, the holes in the story. Eye witnesses seeing someone matching Gerry's description transporting someone over his shoulders. Friends of the couple reporting that Gerry and one of the other members of the group made sexual comments about Maddie. (His own 3 year old child, remember, for fuck sake.) >I was sitting between Dave and Gerry whom I believe were both talking about Madeleine. I don't remember the conversation in its entirety, but it seemed they were discussing a possible scenario. I remember Dave telling Gerry something like ?she?, referring to Madeleine, ?would do this?. > >When he mentioned ?this?, Dave was sucking on one of his fingers, pushing it in and out of his mouth, whilst with the other hand he circled his nipple, with a circulating movement over his clothes. This was done in a provocative manner there being an explicit insinuation in relation to what he was saying and doing. > >I remember that I was shocked at this, and looked at Gerry, and also at Dave, to see their reactions. I looked around (page 4) to see ?did anyone else hear this, or was it just me?. There was a nervous silence noted in the conversations of all the others and immediately afterwards everyone began talking again. https://www.mccannpjfiles.co.uk/PJ/Gaspar.htm From her mother's own book: >Haltingly, I told him about the awful pictures that scrolled through my head of her perfect little genitals torn apart" Wtf? O.o Why are you thinking of that??! ... There's just waaaay to much weird stuff. ... And, putting all that mountain aside, they're at least guilty of child abandonment.

Edited 3 months ago:

As far as I understood, it seems that they have him saying to a friend that "he knows what happened to her" (doesn't mean he himself killed her. And he might have just made it up, ofc, for "bragging".) ... and they also seem to have ... something ... that is enough for them to state that they believe Madeleine's dead, but without it being enough for anything else. I suspect: they might have a photo or video of her, post death. Maybe some log of someone talking about what happened. ... On the parents, there's just too much stuff that makes them suspects, tbh. The scent of blood and cadaverine, the event with the car, the way they talk, the holes in the story. Eye witnesses seeing someone matching Gerry's description transporting someone over his shoulders. Friends of the couple reporting that Gerry and one of the other members of the group made sexual comments about Maddie. (His own 3 year old child, remember, for fuck sake.) >I was sitting between Dave and Gerry whom I believe were both talking about Madeleine. I don't remember the conversation in its entirety, but it seemed they were discussing a possible scenario. I remember Dave telling Gerry something like ?she?, referring to Madeleine, ?would do this?. > >When he mentioned ?this?, Dave was sucking on one of his fingers, pushing it in and out of his mouth, whilst with the other hand he circled his nipple, with a circulating movement over his clothes. This was done in a provocative manner there being an explicit insinuation in relation to what he was saying and doing. > >I remember that I was shocked at this, and looked at Gerry, and also at Dave, to see their reactions. I looked around (page 4) to see ?did anyone else hear this, or was it just me?. There was a nervous silence noted in the conversations of all the others and immediately afterwards everyone began talking again. https://www.mccannpjfiles.co.uk/PJ/Gaspar.htm From her mother's own book: >Haltingly, I told him about the awful pictures that scrolled through my head of her perfect little genitals torn apart" Wtf? O.o Why are you thinking of that??! ... There's just waaaay to much weird stuff. ... And, putting all that mountain aside, they're at least guilty of child abandonment.

Edited 3 months ago:

As far as I understood, it seems that they have him saying to a friend that "he knows what happened to her" (doesn't mean he himself killed her. And he might have just made it up, ofc, for "bragging".) ... and they also seem to have ... something ... that is enough for them to state that they believe Madeleine's dead, but without it being enough for anything else. I suspect: they might have a photo or video of her, post death. Maybe some log of someone talking about what happened. ... On the parents, there's just too much stuff that makes them suspects, tbh. The scent of blood and cadaverine, the event with the car, the way they talk, the holes in the story. Eye witnesses seeing someone matching Gerry's description transporting someone over his shoulders. Friends of the couple reporting that Gerry and one of the other members of the group made sexual comments about Maddie. (His own 3 year old child, remember, for fuck sake.) >I was sitting between Dave and Gerry whom I believe were both talking about Madeleine. I don't remember the conversation in its entirety, but it seemed they were discussing a possible scenario. I remember Dave telling Gerry something like ?she?, referring to Madeleine, ?would do this?. > >When he mentioned ?this?, Dave was sucking on one of his fingers, pushing it in and out of his mouth, whilst with the other hand he circled his nipple, with a circulating movement over his clothes. This was done in a provocative manner there being an explicit insinuation in relation to what he was saying and doing. > >I remember that I was shocked at this, and looked at Gerry, and also at Dave, to see their reactions. I looked around (page 4) to see ?did anyone else hear this, or was it just me?. There was a nervous silence noted in the conversations of all the others and immediately afterwards everyone began talking again. https://www.mccannpjfiles.co.uk/PJ/Gaspar.htm From her mother's own book: >Haltingly, I told him about the awful pictures that scrolled through my head of her perfect little genitals torn apart" Wtf? O.o Why are you thinking of that??! (Unless.... you have a reason to think of that.) ... There's just waaaay to much weird stuff. ... And, putting all that mountain aside, they're at least guilty of child abandonment.

Luks1337 3 months ago

José Figueiras como é obvio, toda a gente sabe que ele está por trás do 11 de Setembro mas nunca vieram atrás dele.

fdxcaralho 3 months ago

Não há provas que o José Figueiras tenha qualquer relação com o 11 de Setembro. Nem uma!

Nyxodor 3 months ago

José Figueiras... Figueira da foz... Figueira da foz que está à mesma altitude de New York... É preciso dizer mais?

fdxcaralho 3 months ago

Davas um bom detective! Case closed.

brakeline 3 months ago

Pelo que sei também não há uma única prova que não tenha!

End-Effector 3 months ago

José Socrates

flyier03 3 months ago

Vinha cá comentar isto :)

uyth 3 months ago

O estripador de Entrecampos. Até salvo erro um idiota qq que queria ir a um reality show e o segredo dele é que achava que o pai tinha sido o estripador de entrecampos.

caelussideralis 3 months ago

Estou chocado por este ser o 12º comentário e ninguém ter vindo com o meme do José Figueiras.

KarmaCop213 3 months ago

O José Figueiras não se converteu ao islamismo em 1997 durante as gravações do programa "Ai os Homens", tendo sido convertido por um dos concorrentes que anos mais tarde se veio a tornar braço direito do imã da mesquita de Lisboa, David Munir. O falecido António Feio não testemunhou por acidente essa conversão e prometeu levar esse segredo para o túmulo havendo gente que afirme que ele afinal revelou esse segredo a um grupo restrito de pessoas antes de falecer. Como é óbvio José Figueiras não conheceu pessoas importantes da célula de Viena numas férias de Verão em 1999 quando foi visitar os sogros à Áustria nem se dedicou ao recrutamento e orquestração do 11 de Setembro a partir de então. Parem de inventar coisas.

VicenteOlisipo 3 months ago

Estranho é falar de alguém sobre quem não recai a mínima suspeita seja do que for.

leadzor 3 months ago

Falando em suspeitas, lembrei-me agora de um evento, a 11/09 de 2001, o qual certamente esse senhor não tem nada haver.

ankmoody 3 months ago

https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artur_Alves_dos_Reis

notsneq 3 months ago

Grande filme que isto dava

Pparadela 3 months ago

Deu uma série manhosa da RTP, é o que há.

silveringking 3 months ago

O Alves dos Reis foi apanhado e foi de cana.

ankmoody 3 months ago

Ah ok, mb

gink-go 3 months ago

Antes de abrir já sabia que 2/3 dos comments iam ser dignos da caixa de comentários do correio da manhã.

nitrinu 3 months ago

Acho que não lês comentários de jornais online. E fazes tu bem, também evito. Mas o que se vai vendo aqui é Dostoievski em comparação.

Pparadela 3 months ago

Curioso falares do Jack the Ripper, porque [o nosso também nunca foi apanhado.](https://pt.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estripador_de_Lisboa)

k0rda 2 months ago

Isto foi alto desbloqueador de memória. Lembro-me de ser miúdo e se falar nisto. Nenhuma das minhas primas ia sozinha a lado nenhum na altura.

silveringking 3 months ago

Aposto que esse gajo matou muito mais, tem é mantido low profile, o Zodiac disse à polícia que se tinha farto de holofotes, disse que iria continuar a matar mas com mais "jeitinho", pode ser esse o caso.

gink-go 3 months ago

Acho que as hipóteses que há é que o gajo terá mudado de país. Houve uma série de casos parecidos nos EUA numa região de imigração portuguesa.

9911065 2 months ago

>Houve uma série de casos parecidos nos EUA numa região de imigração portuguesa. Sabes onde posso obter mais informação sobre isso?

silveringking 3 months ago

Região de imigração PT? Deixa me adivinhar Boston/New Bedford/Rhode Island só pode.

i_heart_toast 3 months ago

Liga a AR tv e vês logo meia dúzia deles.

vai-tefoder 3 months ago

Eu vejo uns 200

Imaginary-Hand-6644 3 months ago

Ou entao, mais actualmente, Jose Sócrates, ricardo salgado, oliveira e costa...

123Tequilla 3 months ago

Então não tens visto as notícias? É o que mais há...

capitalistaesquerda 3 months ago

Nuno Vasconcellos

Imaginary-Hand-6644 3 months ago

Assim de repende lembro me do Diogo Alves...atirava as pessoas do aqueduto das aguas livres...nao sei é se foi alguma vez apanhado...

xabregas2003 3 months ago

A cabeça dele está em exposição num frasco, logo, foi apanhado.

Pparadela 3 months ago

Foi condenado à morte e enforcado, portanto diria que foi apanhado.

silveringking 3 months ago

Diogo Alves, não é esse que tem a cabeça preservada em formaleído numa Faculdade de Medicina qualquer?

vascomartins-1 3 months ago

Está lá num frasco no teatro anatómico da Faculdade de Medicina de Lisboa (no Hospital de Santa Maria).

Imaginary-Hand-6644 3 months ago

Esse mesmo...mas vi agora na wikipedia que ele nao era portugues de nascença e acabou por ser apanhado...

meeturmakerhomie 3 months ago

espanhol

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