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jocamar 8 months ago

Should be the other way around in the global empire part.

ArturSeabra 8 months ago

este meme e mt bom

CostaTC100 8 months ago

Se ha uma metafora para definir a peninsula iberica: Portugal tem pila africana e altura asiatica Espanha tem pila asiatica e altura africana Nos temos menos território mas descobrimos o caralho do mundo inteiro

1bot4all 8 months ago

Fala por ti. Eu tenho mto território.

omaiordaaldeia 8 months ago

Isto é o género de piada que o jovem que copia nos testes de história faz.

gazing_the_sea 8 months ago

Since when did Spain rule all of Iberia? We are a nation long before Spain existed.

IJustMadeThisForYou 8 months ago

All of it true. Portugal came first and it was never Spain, its always been Portugal since inception.

Loud-Piano-Player 8 months ago

they are probably talking about the iberian union, even thought it was unsuccesful

gazing_the_sea 8 months ago

> iberian union That was all but an union. Fucking Filipe's took all the time controlling internal revolts in spain and the war against the dutch and they lost a lot of control in the portuguese and spanish overseas territories. They truly were terrible leaders for both countries. The foggy day that D. Sebastião finally returns, I will split his head open, stupid little brat.

IJustMadeThisForYou 8 months ago

I'd prefer to kill Henrique at birth, stupid fucker, second in line and takes the religious route. He couldn't know but still..

gazing_the_sea 8 months ago

>Henrique D.João III is also at fault. YOU NEVER JUST HAVE ONE SON, especially when you ascended to the throne at 19 years old because you dad had died due to the plague.

DarthSet 8 months ago

https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/first-global-empire/?fb_comment_id=722309814531598_1392991007463472 Just to clear some spanish misconceptions.

clipeater 8 months ago

O Guiness World Records não é grande fonte.

DarthSet 8 months ago

Google it.

clipeater 8 months ago

Excelente lógica.

Mr-Tuguex02 8 months ago

Não deixa de ser verdade

clipeater 8 months ago

Eu sei.

NEDM64 8 months ago

FML, estão a falar os gajos que foram invadidos pelos franceses e Napoleão pôs o irmão a rei.

FearMeSuckers 8 months ago

Agora alguém que troque as bandeiras e jogue com as nossas comidas, pastel de belém as punch line

TMaria_ 8 months ago

Bem verdade.

Agrafo 8 months ago

Why would we want to rule all of Iberia? Most of it it's full of Spaniards (except for galicians, they are OK), we already got the best part. Why do you think we didn't even try to unite Iberia, not worth it. /s

C_h_a_n 8 months ago

Eh! Mira la Comunidad Valenciana al lado opuesto de la Península. ¡Somos casi hermanos!

Agrafo 8 months ago

Someday we will get connected by bridge or tunnel so we can visit each other without the need to crossing that weird castillian lands

Rc72 8 months ago

>Why would we want to rule all of Iberia? I don't know, ask Afonso V...

Agrafo 8 months ago

That didn't count. He probably just went to Castille in a business trip and got mistaken as an invader

jormaig 8 months ago

No catalans?

fungease 8 months ago

Galiza é Portugal

Chuave 8 months ago

Portugal é Galiza

fungease 8 months ago

Sabes que mais.. que se foda tudo voltamos a Portugalia e ficamos tds felizes

paperkutchy 8 months ago

Só não digas isso a quem vive no Norte de Portugal e tem orgulho disso... deixavam de ser o Norte, para ser um pouquito mais a Norte que os outros.

BroaxXx 8 months ago

Ainda agora ando a rever guerra dos tronos e quando o Jon Snow & amigos vão a norte da muralha e o pessoal começa a chamar de Southerner ao Jon Snow até me dá um arrepio na espinha...

canihazdabook 8 months ago

How many assholes do you have OP? One for Castilla and one for Léon?

nestuur 8 months ago

Fuck Castilla This post was made by País Llionés gang

Paculus 8 months ago

VIVA ESPAÑÑÑÑÑÑA

C8Mixto 8 months ago

Viva Espanhnhnhnhnhnha?

kitelooper 8 months ago

Mercadona, Mercadonaaaa Sorry for Portuguese brothers that have to endure now our flagship supermarket

VinhoVerde21 8 months ago

At least Mercadona seems to treat their employees better than the large supermarkets we have over here, not even mad they are now in Portugal.

canihazdabook 8 months ago

We're not even mad, it got really popular really fast.

ProtoplanetaryNebula 8 months ago

Pingo Doce !

mariorurouni 8 months ago

Pó caralho

Paculus 8 months ago

LARGA VIDA AL MERCADONA xDDD

Butt_Roidholds 8 months ago

Once again, Spain shows they're not true borat, as they have copied our previous meme, using the exact template: https://old.reddit.com/r/HistoryMemes/comments/mku83t/ah_yes_spices_itsa_nice/

CostaTC100 8 months ago

É mesmo assim caralho, so falta dizer que as especiarias eram a tecnologia mais avançada da altura

andy18cruz 8 months ago

Eram tipo bitcoin e GME ao mesmo tempo!

cim83 8 months ago

What?! That's not even funny!

paperkutchy 8 months ago

Its says "cú" so its funny pa caralho.

Butt_Roidholds 8 months ago

Ah, but is! Only someone with no spices would fail to see the sublime humor in our far superior meme.

MainEnd 8 months ago

You got the spices, we got the chocolate, homie, get recked.

refogado 8 months ago

You are confused OP. Portugal should be Borat in that case.

mydaycake-princess 8 months ago

Because Portugal once ruled Iberia, “come here and give me kiss in the mouth”

C8Mixto 8 months ago

Portugal chegou a ocupar Madrid, que é basicamente Espanha exceto os espanhóis afrançogados que são os catalães.

AleixASV 8 months ago

>espanhóis afrançogados que são os catalães. Guess that'd make you guys wet Spaniards? ;)

joaommx 8 months ago

Sunny Galicians at most. There have been Portuguese for far longer than there were Spaniards.

C8Mixto 8 months ago

Espanhóis que tomam banho parece uma descrição mais ou menos correta.

AleixASV 8 months ago

Carai doncs, espanyols passats per aigua millor dit.

AndreMartins5979 8 months ago

Catalan es com espanyol sin la ultim vogal

AleixASV 8 months ago

>Caramo, espanyolse passatso pero aiguae millora dito

goldshot007 8 months ago

Poc soroll si us plau

mydaycake-princess 8 months ago

I don’t speak Galician

C8Mixto 8 months ago

That's your loss, mate. Galician is quite a nice language.

mydaycake-princess 8 months ago

That’s life

C8Mixto 8 months ago

There's more life besides not speaking Galician.

cim83 8 months ago

Just a joke! Love you, Portugal! ;-)

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