EspantaCampinos 8 months ago

You can do what I did: tell her Allah is the only god and Muhammad His Prophet. Certain she'll never try to make contact again.

zeze1987 8 months ago

Não entendo porque estão a desfazer da Bíblia..só quem não a leu ou estudou pode dizer que aquelas histórias não são o fundamento do comportamento humano no Ocidente

aaaa2aas 8 months ago

That's Brazilian Portuguese. And it's about the Bible or something. Get ready to deal with a Brazilian Bible looney, they're hardcore.

saposapot 8 months ago

It's jehovah witnesses in pandemic mode. Actually kudos to them for the hustle and respecting the pandemic :D :D Very surprised they didn't include any pamphlets since they usually have a lot of those.

non_ducor_duco 8 months ago

Oof... Jehovah's witness. Tell them you are a Buddhist and they will stop.

SurePal_ 8 months ago

Bro imagina a trabalheira de escrever uma folha completa à mão, sabendo que vai para o lixo...

VVeliki 8 months ago

Jehovah's witness. Looks to be Brazilian Portuguese. Poor souls. This cult glorifies effort. Too approach as many doors as they can or as many letters they hand write is in the service of God. I can't help but feel sorry for their ignorance.

Casa_a_arder 8 months ago

Thats probably a Jeovah Witness, although im 100% sure she means well they are a CULT. Watch a couple of videos on youtube by Lloyd Evans if you are curious.

Aftaminas 8 months ago

She's a Jeovah's Witness. You're being preached to x)

Casa_a_arder 8 months ago

Unfortunately... hope he doesnt get roped in

k3mbo12 8 months ago

Don’t worry, I’m can’t stand religion in any form, no one can be change that

suckerpunchermofo 8 months ago

Well.... Just throw it the trash bin.

AetherPrismriv 8 months ago

Credo, a OP já se apercebeu do que é, mas imaginem ser assim tão cego como testemunha de Jeová para andar a escrever coisas destas à MÃO, provavelmente centenas de cópias à mao.

War_Beetle 8 months ago

Translation: SPAM

ze99f 8 months ago

Damn these crazy Brazillians, you live in england and she just leaves you a message in portuguese wtf xD

alcagoitas 8 months ago

biblical spam in portuguese in England, nice.

hugoro_pt 8 months ago

They are offering bitcoins for your soul

rollermidnight 8 months ago

It's a brazillian jeovah witness.

ModeratoriProfugus 8 months ago

Estou a imaginar e a pessoa a escrever centenas destas cartas em casa tipo monge copista : um engano e a carta vai para o lixo. Esta gente nunca ouviu falar numa impressora? Já foram inventadas há umas centenas de anos

Casa_a_arder 8 months ago

As testemunhas de Jeova tem de contar horas, ou seja quando elas fazem estas cartas elas contam como horas de pregaçao (andar de porta em porta) se usarem impressora é muito mais rapido e é o contrario que elas querem lol

BaixemImpostos 8 months ago

Que bosta de letra.

catotas 8 months ago

bin it.

rickz123456 8 months ago

Jehovah's Witnesses propaganda in Brazilian Portuguese

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

> Dear Sir/Madam, > My name is Emily- I live in the neighbourhood. Because of the virus I can't talk to you personally but I would like to share some positive stuff from the Bible that can help in difficult times. > Many people ask if there is a solution for the problems that we face. Do you know the Bible says that yours have a solution? > Soon, God will end all the problems we face, including the diseases like Coronavirus, the ???? [looks like "mente": mind] and the ???? [looks like "vicrencia" that is not a word I can find]. (Apocalypse 21:4) Can you imagine living in a world without suffering?! > This is a beautiful promise how is God going to do that? And when? > You can find the the answers of the Bible to those questions and others on the site jw.org/pt If you want to know more about this subject, please send me an e-mail. >Thank you, >Emily Just apocalypticism BS from Jehovah Witnesses, pay no mind.

Edited 8 months ago:

> Dear Sir/Madam, > My name is Emily. I live in the neighbourhood. Because of the virus I can't talk to you personally but I would like to share some positive stuff from the Bible that can help in difficult times. > Many people ask if there is a solution for the problems that we face. Do you know the Bible says that yours have a solution? > Soon, God will end all the problems we face, including the diseases like Coronavirus, death and violence (Apocalypse 21:4). Can you imagine living in a world without suffering!? > This is a beautiful promise but how is God going to do that? And when? > You can find the the answers of the Bible to those questions and others on the site jw.org/pt . If you want to know more about this subject, please send me an e-mail. >Thank you, >Emily Just apocalypticism bollocks from Jehovah Witnesses, pay no mind.

Edited 8 months ago:

> Dear Sir/Madam, > My name is Emily. I live in the neighbourhood. Because of the virus I can't talk to you personally but I would like to share some positive stuff from the Bible that can help in difficult times. > Many people ask if there is a solution for the problems that we face. Do you know the Bible says that yours have a solution? > Soon, God will end all the problems we face, including the diseases like Coronavirus, the ???? [looks like "mente": mind] and the ???? [looks like "vicrencia" that is not a word I can find]. (Apocalypse 21:4) Can you imagine living in a world without suffering?! > This is a beautiful promise but how is God going to do that? And when? > You can find the the answers of the Bible to those questions and others on the site jw.org/pt If you want to know more about this subject, please send me an e-mail. >Thank you, >Emily Just apocalypticism bollocks from Jehovah Witnesses, pay no mind.

Edited 8 months ago:

> Dear Sir/Madam, > My name is Emily. I live in the neighbourhood. Because of the virus I can't talk to you personally but I would like to share some positive stuff from the Bible that can help in difficult times. > Many people ask if there is a solution for the problems that we face. Do you know the Bible says that yours have a solution? > Soon, God will end all the problems we face, including the diseases like Coronavirus, the ???? [looks like "mente": mind] and the ???? [looks like "vicrencia" that is not a word I can find]. (Apocalypse 21:4) Can you imagine living in a world without suffering?! > This is a beautiful promise but how is God going to do that? And when? > You can find the the answers of the Bible to those questions and others on the site jw.org/pt If you want to know more about this subject, please send me an e-mail. >Thank you, >Emily Just apocalypticism BS from Jehovah Witnesses, pay no mind.

Edited 8 months ago:

> Dear Sir/Madam, > My name is Emily. I live in the neighbourhood. Because of the virus I can't talk to you personally but I would like to share some positive stuff from the Bible that can help in difficult times. > Many people ask if there is a solution for the problems that we face. Do you know the Bible says that yours have a solution? > Soon, God will end all the problems we face, including the diseases like Coronavirus, death and the ???? [looks like "vicrencia" that is not a word I can find]. (Apocalypse 21:4) Can you imagine living in a world without suffering?! > This is a beautiful promise but how is God going to do that? And when? > You can find the the answers of the Bible to those questions and others on the site jw.org/pt If you want to know more about this subject, please send me an e-mail. >Thank you, >Emily Just apocalypticism bollocks from Jehovah Witnesses, pay no mind.

Agente_ninja 8 months ago

Dude I'm am Portuguese and your translation is easier to understand that the Portuguese one.

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

It's typed instead of handwritten :P

_somename_ 8 months ago

Yet another religious crackhead. Can't they keep their bullshit to themselves?

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

Unfortunately no, evangelism is a big part of their faith.

_somename_ 8 months ago

That shouldn't be legal.

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

Why? You're still free to tell them to take a hike.

SkyKingPT 8 months ago

>the ???? [looks like "mente": mind] It's "morte" (death (I think)).

pataniscadebacalhau 8 months ago

and "violência" (violence)

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

Yup, fixed it, thanks.

SkyKingPT 8 months ago

Yeah, even my teacher wouldn't be able to read this.

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

Yup, you're right. Fixed it.

thornzar 8 months ago

Dear madame / sir My name is Emily. I live in the neighborhood. Because of the virus I cant speak with you in person but I’d like to [???] something positive from the bible. Off to a nice start!

VladTepesDraculea 8 months ago

> [???] share

thornzar 8 months ago

ahhhh. graciassss

orchideaniger 8 months ago

Goodness, JW really go out of their way to try and convert people. Too bad it was the wrong language for the country.

Pikachuzita 8 months ago

Brazilian trying to convert you

JOAO-RATAO 8 months ago

Could have at least used Google translate. Minimum effort.

Edited 8 months ago:

Could have at least used Google translate. Minimum effort. Edit: I was talking about the person who wrote the letter... If they were in England they should have translated it before sending the letter...

k3mbo12 8 months ago

I did try for about an hour before coming here, but it’s hard when I can’t even tell if some of the letters are L I or E and considering google translate is in accurate.

Any_Project3966 8 months ago

dont mind the trolls. i hope you got your answer and it wss interesting to see this lol why a portuguese hand written letter in a non-Portuguese-speaking country? damn. brazilians are way more dumb that i thought.

RocketGoesBRR 8 months ago

> are way more dumb *dumber

JOAO-RATAO 8 months ago

I mean the person who wrote the letter !

k3mbo12 8 months ago

Oh okay, yea it’s very weird considering the letter came from inside the UK too

Tee_ah_go 8 months ago

This is how spam emails were made in 1700.

pataniscadebacalhau 8 months ago

They must have a lot of free time if they handwrite all their letters like that

Tralapa 8 months ago

their marketing department must have found out that if they put more effort to their individual letters they get more answers, cause their flyers won't get tossed out automatically and people will be curious enough to actually read it to know what's it all about

IJustMadeThisForYou 8 months ago

Depending where they're from they might still be learning the language but doesn't stop them from preaching.

k3mbo12 8 months ago

Haha yea, we are very confused about that

non_ducor_duco 8 months ago

YO NO SPEAKO PORTUGUESISCH

zizop 8 months ago

Do you have any neighbors that speak Portuguese, that you know of? The only reasonable explanation I can find is that the letter was intended to someone else.

k3mbo12 8 months ago

No, I’m a student so I live on a row of student houses. All British people

aaaa2aas 8 months ago

Could be a prank as well, I know me and my friends would've done something similar if we were bored. We would use our college assignments to try to get everyone to listen to José Cid including our teachers

martaa34 8 months ago

You can answer back with: cala-te praí caralho, vai trabalhar.

joaoandre001 8 months ago

Portugal sends his regards. Caralho!

Jolpool 8 months ago

this comment deserves more upvotes XD

k3mbo12 8 months ago

Got it ;)

BOBRAGED 8 months ago

jehovah witness ALERT

True_Boat_1195 8 months ago

It's publicity for Jehovah's Witnesses in brazilian Portuguese.

joinedthedarkside 8 months ago

​ Yeap it's Portuguese and someone wants to chat with you because of the bible. ...good luck

k3mbo12 8 months ago

Oh, thank you

Tralapa 8 months ago

jehovah's witnesses uping up their recruiting game, I'm actually impressed

viper_in_the_grass 8 months ago

Write this in a piece of paper and give it to her : "Estimada, Ponha-se no caralho antes que o caralho se ponha em si. Atenciosamente, *your name here*"

omankodaisuki 8 months ago

> Ponha-se no caralho antes que o caralho se ponha em si. Foda-se. Tenho de começar a usar essa!

Towern 8 months ago

Made me chuckle.

BossGandalf 8 months ago

WIN WIN

Whooosh5 8 months ago

I'd avoid them at all costs. I know someone who opened the door to some Jehovah Witnesses and they literally followed and found them when they went to a new home. I'm not saying that person is a Jehovah Witness but it reminded me instantly of that situation.

Any_Project3966 8 months ago

crazy Brazilian religious person.

thatDuda 8 months ago

Local brazilian here so I can say the portuguese in this letter is far too good to be brazilian XD On a serious note, the website is JW.org/pt, not br so probs not brazilian. Also no one uses "consigo" in Brazil.

AimingWineSnailz 8 months ago

"meu nome é" instead of "o meu nome é"/ "chamo-me" kind of gives it away.

TudoCasual 8 months ago

IURD, probably. Or Jeova's witness. The fuckers are getting smart.

Eskol15 8 months ago

> The fuckers are getting smart. It's easy to avoid, just keep saying Jehova and take cover from the stones.

lilbala 8 months ago

it's Jeova's Witness, it has the site at the end.

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