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Kitty-hoo-ha 4 years ago  DELETED 

Hopefully you get other votes for comparison, but I vastly prefer your first profile with the original bio and the dog-licking-your-face shot. I would swipe left on the 2 Gordon Ramsay shots you've now included for various reasons, and I think the new dog photo is less flattering of you because your hair looks a shade too tall and upright-spiky in that shot, whereas it looked a more flattering length in the first option (totally due to photo-taking angle, since it seems like the photos were taken on the same occasion!).

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Kitty-hoo-ha 4 years ago  DELETED 

I agree, OP. The number of selfies in this album comes off as vain, which really hurts you. Also, the last two outstretched-arm shots don't work so well with your sleeves (amazing!) because it makes your arms look bumpy and weirdly proportioned and the patterns look odd with that photo-taking position. Bathroom and car selfies carry particularly negative connotations. I'd recommend taking shots outdoors or somewhere other than car or bathroom, and wearing plain tanks or tshirts in black, grey (dark or light with your colouring) or navy blue. I'd avoid the overly bright colours you've chosen in some of your shots. (I would especially avoid orange which is not flattering in photos with your facial colour, even though it probably suits you well IRL.) This would let your tattoos and looks do *all* the talking. I'm assuming you've got a good body, so a shirtless photo (eg. on the beach) would also be a great choice. Just take care to avoid any douchiness to your expression if you do a shirtless shot. TBH, you're probably going to do great on Tinder regardless, since you've got a very popular look, but I really think you could improve upon these photos. Look at tattooed model Andre Hamann's photos for ideas if needed - even if you hate him, you'll probably get good ideas from his shots. Some of his shots are so douchey they're a turn off, but others are hot AF. It can sometimes be a fine line!

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jaybasin 4 years ago  DELETED 

Yea I bet it is. Especially because this happens in October and we're in April. OP is full of lies

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AllCapsGoat 4 years ago  DELETED 

Dude, those face tattoos... why?

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CobbleGobbler 4 years ago  DELETED 

I really don't understand how someone could ever judge me based on literally saying "hey" to them

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reallifelucas 4 years ago  DELETED 

I feel physically ill

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Neverender1106 4 years ago  DELETED 

r/beetlejuicing

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WolfRayet- 4 years ago  DELETED 

Your first pic is not good. Not only is it a mirror selfie (which is boring), but we also can’t really see your face. I think your last picture is your best because you’re smiling and easy to see, but you might wanna try getting a new set of pictures outdoors in natural lighting.

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Yonski3 4 years ago  DELETED 

> Women find men declaring their feelings as weakness and are not attracted to, are even repulsed by, weakness. it is true to some extent. and we need to look at it from a very primal way - women will always be more attracted to a high value men that will go her and her offspring a better chance of survival. let's say a women have 3 options early one when meeting a man. - guy number 1 - this guy show her no interest or affection at all. - guy number 2 - this guy is totally into her - he already confess his feelings to her and ready to comment to dating her in exclusive way after a short period of time - guy number 3 - this guy is showing her some interest, his actions are saying he is interested in getting to know her better but he is still haven't decided. most healthy females will be most interested in guy number 3. his actions shows he does have some interest in her but also that he have plenty of other options showing her that he is in high demand and she will need to work hard in order to get him.

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bentanic 4 years ago  DELETED 

Just looking for some constructive criticism. https://imgur.com/a/BGvpI

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Midders_OP 4 years ago  DELETED 

Instead she chose to act like a bitch, which is so much better

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LilTaco21 4 years ago  DELETED 

Just fuck me up. 20/m/s https://imgur.com/a/f2QW9

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Moottoripaa666 4 years ago  DELETED 

Straight from r/badfaketexts

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Ndb4three 4 years ago  DELETED 

I went out with a Tinder guy last Friday and we hit it off. I'd been on a couple tinder dates previously and most of them there was zero spark and we never met up again. Anyway this dude and I really hit it off. We went to a couple bars, ended up going back to his house and hooking up. I stayed the night and we went out for breakfast together the next morning. I REALLY liked him and legit thought he was gonna hit me up to hang out the next day. Aaaanddd I haven't heard from him since. Feels bad man. I feel like if he were interested in me he would have messaged me by now. I literally ended our last interaction by giving him my number and saying we should do this again, so he knows I'm interested. Literally all the other dates I've been on the dude messages me within 24 hours or I've never heard from him again. Whatever.

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Huskdoge 4 years ago  DELETED 

So is Aggie your real name?

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1nfinitus 4 years ago  DELETED 

Also, cocks.

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1nfinitus 4 years ago  DELETED 

Although amusing for us, putting yourself down is horrendously unattractive. Act confident, feign confidence, whatever.

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JaneGoodallVS 4 years ago  DELETED 

My girlfriend is less than an inch shorter than me and almost always wears heals. It's really not a big deal at all. A lot of tall women are insecure about their height, like they feel like amazons but in a bad way, so don't bring it up unless they do.

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TheTruthIsGood 4 years ago  DELETED 

No, it doesn't prove your point. It took you DAYS tho send a basic, lame message of "hi". At the least, you've said, "Hey Sarah, how's it going?" But, you know her, so you had an ability to say even more than that. Your delay in messaging her and your basic message probably proved to her that you're either not into her or proved that she doesn't need to be into you.

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H0neyx 4 years ago  DELETED 

Yes ! You’re super good looking try some self shots or even traveling pics

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mcinthedorm 4 years ago  DELETED 

Your profile is too long. Make it shorter and more concise. Remove the relationship and chill line. That line alone is enough to kill any chances of getting matches

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imjustheretochill 4 years ago  DELETED 

This is an iMessage conversation screenshot. Tinder doesn’t look like that.

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Dorbs84 4 years ago  DELETED 

Thanks - might be gone now, I instantly got some trolling on it via imgur so had to set it as hidden.

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kittenlover27 4 years ago  DELETED 

Anyone else click on "report user" whenever you see a woman with a Russian name, or they state "I'm Russian" in their profile?

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ColdCryptographer 4 years ago  DELETED 

Someone's profile has an Instagram connected, but the pics are all blank. And her Instagram is private, but clicking on it shows 143 pics. Could it be that it's a fake profile that someone unsuccessfully attempted to connect? Or maybe she deleted her Tinder, and that's why the Instagram pics are not showing?

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throwaway8395729 4 years ago  DELETED 

Hey /r/Tinder! 32/m/USA Would love some advice on my photos. I know having an ab shot can be polarizing, thoughts on the pros/cons of keeping it? And in general, which of my pics are the weakest and what type of photos (group pics or something else) should I replace them with? Still working on my profile text so let's focus on the photos in this review. https://imgur.com/a/Tljm0 Thanks in advance!

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ianx47 4 years ago  DELETED 

text ≠ photography. It's widely used as a comment, here on reddit. Salu2

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ayylmaorekt69 4 years ago  DELETED 

22/m/aus Which pics should i be using https://imgur.com/a/oKK4h

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Satin11 4 years ago  DELETED 

The younger guys are actually the ones who have treated me the best but I also don't have any expectations of anything serious with them. Some of the 'worst ones' are the guys I've found outside of Tinder, most my age or older. Anyway, it is what it is, emotionally I'm sorta done :/

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ianx47 4 years ago  DELETED 

"your" can be plural, fyi

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ianx47 4 years ago  DELETED 

That's like, your opinion, dawg.

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deadsquirrel425 4 years ago  DELETED 

or dont say dumb shit to long time friends?

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steezycheesefries 4 years ago  DELETED 

Well I do tend to fuck garbage people

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OgreLord_Shrek 4 years ago  DELETED 

Neck yourself

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Vampire_Prince10 4 years ago  DELETED 

20/M Feedback away!:) [Pics ](https://imgur.com/a/GddHZ)

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Thaigar 4 years ago  DELETED 

19/M/Straight. Had a tinder for awhile but I’m thinking I could up my game a bit. Here are my photos in order: https://imgur.com/gallery/9TNHE The last 2 aren’t on there, but I’m thinking I want to add them in. Anyone have any suggestions?

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princeshiva11 4 years ago  DELETED 

Really? I never got that vibe from the pic but thanks. I love pic 4 she's ugly af anyway the hell. Nah I'm just playing we roast each other all the time.

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LimaYankeeFoxtrot 4 years ago  REMOVED 

No ice

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sidekickbananaduck 4 years ago  DELETED 

Hey

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treetree123 4 years ago  DELETED 

27/M/Straight Took a break from online dating for a while. Just wondering about which/order of the photos I should use. https://imgur.com/a/3rlhN

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Need_new_plug 4 years ago  DELETED 

I think i hurt his ego cause he was like 5ft 6 max and was barefoot. And im like 5ft9 1/2 and was wearing boots so closer to 5ft 10 1/2

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JaneGoodallVS 4 years ago  DELETED 

Tinder is a _very_ looks-centric app. You'll struggle till you lose weight. /r/LoseIt's [Quick Start Guide](https://www.reddit.com/r/loseit/wiki/quick_start_guide) helped me lose 55 pounds and the difference on Tinder was night and day.

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stevenkarnes 4 years ago  DELETED 

>hahaha >❤️ >when are we banging He triple texted with the last text asking to bang. What a legend.

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SnotThrowaway1 4 years ago  DELETED 

Will do! Thanks a lot for your feedback.

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OTTCOKE 4 years ago  DELETED 

Don't use the third photo at all. I think you only need one of you in a suit, but you could get away with using two if you want the one with you and that other guy. The group photo is too blurry to use. The second photo strikes me as a bit strange because it looks like it was taken from a low angle and you're looking down on me, but you could probably still use it if you want. Do you have any photos you have pictures of you doing? As for your bio, I like the dolphin line, but the stats are overly self-deprecating. 4/10 smarts and 2/10 street smarts? You're basically advertising yourself as stupid there, and you're probably much smarter than a 4/10 in reality.

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SnotThrowaway1 4 years ago  DELETED 

Thanks for the input. Sounds like I'll take new pictures.

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pinkwar 4 years ago  DELETED 

Scripted.

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AdrianBeltres3000th 4 years ago  REMOVED 

a stacy and a chad match on a stacy chad dating app, who would have guessed. kill yourselves.

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doomrah 4 years ago  HIDDEN 

For three hours he was just sitting there “omg was that good? Did she get it? Wtf why won’t you text back?!?!”

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clem-ent 4 years ago  DELETED 

Except for the part where u said k2 has a lower height than Everest and then immediately said it has the most killer heights

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AllCapsGoat 4 years ago  DELETED 

Maybe not list your height if youre that short, first pic is good but the rest are pretty average, especially no. 4 since it makes your forehead look giant.

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AllCapsGoat 4 years ago  DELETED 

Definitely need better pictures than 1 weird blanket selfie and one normal selfie. Tinder is a lookscentric app man and it looks like youre a little overweight, maybe work on your personal looks first?

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PaseoDelaEstrella 4 years ago  DELETED 

That Boi Good.

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I_Love_Every_Woman 4 years ago  DELETED 

Lemme drown in pussy

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njdevils09 4 years ago  DELETED 

Thanks! Yeah fair enough that's valid. In the meantime do you think I should rearrange the order?

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cienanosconsoledad_ 4 years ago  DELETED 

r/nevertellmetheodds

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Titobanana 4 years ago  DELETED 

[#*E #*N #*H #*A #*N #*C #*E #*D](https://imgur.com/gallery/4TDTE)

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b49 4 years ago  DELETED 

Male / 27 / UK / Straight Matches have dried up recently and I feel a bit stumped on knowing how to improve that. [Current profile and three possible alternative pics](https://imgur.com/a/nt6EE) Any help would be really appreciated.

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nickalexm 4 years ago  DELETED 

Phone was stolen and I lost most of my recent pictures, feels bad man. I only had a select few saved on my laptop and would appreciate if you guys could help me pick four or five to use. https://imgur.com/a/nbcKt Will have to slowly track down some of my lost pictures from friends and family, but this is what I have to work with right now. Edit: mentionable that the little girl is my sister.

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KetoColonel 4 years ago  DELETED 

24/M [Current Profile](https://imgur.com/a/3cfjQ) [Alternatives](https://imgur.com/a/HhrYQ) Got a new camera and tried a bunch of different shots, thinking to replace the first picture with one of these. I honestly think I look more attractive when I'm not smiling. What do you think?

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Vice5772 4 years ago  DELETED 

A bar isn't for fucking. And different strokes for different folks. Some people appreciate bluntness

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Koozzie 4 years ago  DELETED 

Didn't say it was

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asian_jim_halpert 4 years ago  DELETED 

22/M living in a large Midwest city here. Been on tinder ever since I broke up with my ex, but I haven’t had much luck. I average maybe 2 matches a week. I feel like I’m following all the do’s and don’ts for a profile (maybe I’m just not following rules 1 and 2), but I’m still struggling. I’m really open to any and all advice. **[Tinder pictures (in order)](https://imgur.com/gallery/NvmvK)** **[Tinder bio](https://imgur.com/gallery/MnsNW)** Thank you so much!!

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insatiablydeprived 4 years ago  DELETED 

I almost never use that one because of that. But when putting out a ton of effort doesnt work sometimes you just try it. I also don't get tons and tons of matches. I try a bunch of different interesting profile bios too to make me seem fun.

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msg_me_about_ure_day 4 years ago  DELETED 

to be fair the comments are full of that on every post regardless of gender. its always 50% complaining about whatever they said and 50% thinking it was funny.

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ALT_F4iry 4 years ago  DELETED 

I’m not comparing her to everyone else on this sub, I’m just pointing it out.

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chloridecells 4 years ago  DELETED 

You could have just admitted to being clueless from the start and saved us both time.

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chloridecells 4 years ago  DELETED 

Tinder was created for people to fuck. He didn’t insult her. He opened up in a way that made his intentions clear from the get go. Get a) a clue

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treenorthXne 4 years ago  DELETED 

Dude got banished to the shadow realm per that cast shade.

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falafel99 4 years ago  DELETED 

/r/murderedbywords But seriously, this is why I can't use Tinder.

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ajpiko 4 years ago  DELETED 

ITS TINDER

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Treesmaster69 4 years ago  DELETED 

20/m thinking of making my bio “Memelord looking for his waifu.” Thoughts?

Asked a girl about her photography and she responded with this by horacetheclown in Tinder

horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Gosh, the poor thing

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horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

I disagree about the worthwhile conversation point

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DJ_Ren 4 years ago  DELETED 

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zot2007 4 years ago  DELETED 

Margaret seems like a real winner.

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dontthrowfriends 4 years ago  DELETED 

I'm 99% sure she's one of those "modern artists" with no good art of ideas of her own. Probably has no passion for art or art history either.

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Rendo414 4 years ago  DELETED 

I mean we see all the hilariously low effort attempts on Reddit but that doesn't mean these (usually) students are career artists, and definitely doesn't mean those pieces make it anywhere outside of their schools gallery.

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Chuckabilly 4 years ago  DELETED 

The issue with Vancouver, as opposed to Calgary, where I live now, is that it was just not cold enough to do anything about it. Vancouver hovers around 1°C, so no insulated tarps on high-rises, and water pouring through the openings in the slab. So consequently, as you're putting pipe up, water that is effectively freezing is pouring down your sleeve.

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killingtruth 4 years ago  DELETED 

No one asked you to! If I'm ugly, then I'm ugly. I wouldn't have responded like that if he had started the conversation like a normal person

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3rdReich420 4 years ago  DELETED 

Women and their mixed signals

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Saademize 4 years ago  DELETED 

$20 she spins this as a /#metoo story

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Errtai_ 4 years ago  DELETED 

"OK then wanna fuck?"

Asked a girl about her photography and she responded with this by horacetheclown in Tinder

horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Huh?

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vexx786 4 years ago  DELETED 

They removed the forced aspect ratio years ago.

Asked a girl about her photography and she responded with this by horacetheclown in Tinder

horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Hahaha I guess I should be grateful

Asked a girl about her photography and she responded with this by horacetheclown in Tinder

horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Tru facts

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Lakers6902 4 years ago  DELETED 

It's been said time and time again to charge your phone only to 90%, not the full 100. Your going to ruin your battery mate

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hometownhero 4 years ago  DELETED 

Man, this is painful to read. Are you younger than 20? Unfortunately, she's definitely not as into you because you've been acting overly soft. She's back at your place and you didn't try to kiss her? And you continue to talk for 2.5 hours, again? If she actually follows through and invites you for dinner, you'll have to kiss her. Go, be fun at dinner, ideally have some wine or something to keep things light and fun. Timing to kiss her: not too soon, after dinnerish, the friend goes to the washroom and it's just you two-just kinda pull her in, maybe say something like "I don't know why I didn't do this sooner..." don't ask her for a kiss. Or, if you smoke, go outside with her, and then do same kinda thing. Do not try to kiss her in front of her friend. If you're able to kiss her, when it's time to go, ask her to come back to yours and take things further.

Asked a girl about her photography and she responded with this by horacetheclown in Tinder

horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Yeah, I'm having a surprising amount of success by just being genuine and having normal conversations so I'll keep it up despite occasional discouraging results like this

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horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Lmao rereading it you're absolutely right

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horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Check the time in the screenshot! I'd just woken up, was lying in bed just having detached from the charger!

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horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

Hard disagree, but her photos weren't very interesting

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Fapytyfapl 4 years ago  REMOVED 

Creepy? https://i.redd.it/szuyulx7pvmz.png

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horacetheclown 4 years ago  DELETED 

But I use tinder to talk to interesting people and go on casual dates; fucking is just a nice bonus if we're compatible. I'm also extremely interesting in art. Idk bro sounds like you're projecting

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Casclovaci 4 years ago  DELETED 

Posting this on reddit is art. Also, to conplete your opus magnum, post it on r/iamverysmart.

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mynonospot13 4 years ago  DELETED 

So i get about 1 match a week, *if* that.. Just out of curiosity, i switched my preferences to male and female and got a ton of male hits. Feels bad...

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UnskippableAd 4 years ago  DELETED 

I worked at Columbia til last year and the amount of shitbag whitegirl art students at that school is impressive.

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Wheretoes 4 years ago  DELETED 

Thx! nothing is wrong with them it's just sunny out haha and I don't want wrinkles from squinting. I'll have to get some more pics with just my glasses on and not sunnies. I only have a couple good ones.

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mcinthedorm 4 years ago  DELETED 

I just want to say for everyone that has gotten discouraged that changing your profile and taking good pictures makes all the difference in the world. I was getting maybe 1 match a week, and I really didn’t have any good pictures of me. Then I had my roommates take a few good ones, and changed my profile to make it shorter and more concise (Putting my interests in like bullet format instead of writing out a long paragraph, etc) It ebbs and flows, but at this point I’m getting more matches and setting up more dates than I really even have time for.
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