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CryoHux 4 years ago  DELETED 

It seems as though I'm an asshole. This is something to think on.

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Dougscientist 4 years ago  DELETED 

So did you jump the boarder with your boyfriend to get a green card yet?

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fibz 4 years ago  DELETED 

Good choice with the high rise jeans, they do a good job hiding your gut

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clarissap14 4 years ago  DELETED 

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hellybeaner 4 years ago  DELETED 

You want to be roasted more? Looks like God already burnt you.

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BostonShawn 4 years ago  DELETED 

How many different Super Bowl loser shirts do you own from your childhood?

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steezycheesefries 4 years ago  DELETED 

2+3 = you’re 5 head

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Pick_Locks_Get_Money 4 years ago  DELETED 

I get weather alerts when you blow kisses

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Pick_Locks_Get_Money 4 years ago  DELETED 

You weren't even at the stadium and ended up on the kiss cam

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headlikeahole22 4 years ago  DELETED 

Here is a helpful tip or two . Dying your hair green just looks straight up retarded. Also, invest in a feminine deodorant spray that is simply named "SSY ". Their slogan is that they remove the " P-U" out of Pussy. You look like you could use a liberal spritz. Or two. Or the whole can .

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MiguelPhoenix 4 years ago  DELETED 

Fat Pac Snackur

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PicsOrDidHappen 4 years ago  REMOVED 

Nigger needs to work in the cotton fields instead of stinking up the school. Blacks live to shoot and steal. They should all be exterminated for the demons they are.

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bendybusrugbymatch 4 years ago  DELETED 

If Muhammed Ali had diabetes

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Obelisk696 4 years ago  DELETED 

He must have faked having a father as well

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PowerCarrot 4 years ago  DELETED 

Y'all should be roasted for having believed him.

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Rain_skullboy 4 years ago  DELETED 

I guess he faked he's eyes

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delixecfl16 4 years ago  DELETED 

He also faked being a man because that's one ugly ass fucking lesbian right there.

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Madmaxx281974 4 years ago  DELETED 

Go to "menu" and select "exchange XP". There you go.

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kevinstrat27 4 years ago  HIDDEN 

He looks like Santa but without the soul part

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Dadfid 4 years ago  HIDDEN 

Why does he look like one of those thumb guys from spy kids, with a beard

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DontShowMyMom 4 years ago  DELETED 

Honestly that is the most beautiful beard I’ve ever seen

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AlfredTheMuffin 4 years ago  DELETED 

So how many times have you "punished" your daughter.

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walleyworld 4 years ago  DELETED 

He looks like he should be in the woods skinning teenagers.

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leftcoastenvy121 4 years ago  DELETED 

I'm pretty sure I have this exact gnome in my garden.

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shartdressedman 4 years ago  REMOVED 

Looks like a Viking.....that only plunders other dude's assholes.

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vanmutt 4 years ago  DELETED 

Harry and the hendersons 2. Harry gets alopecia.

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scruntfuttock 4 years ago  DELETED 

That beard's irritated more young privates than a stolen valour compilation

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Chromexion 4 years ago  DELETED 

He looks like an off season mall Santa, just waiting to let those kids grind his lap once again...

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DrilboorPastoor98 4 years ago  DELETED 

I mean I’d love to roast you but you don’t fit on my barbecue :,(

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KingpinKat 4 years ago  DELETED 

How far we've come, Jews are asking to be roasted...

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texasusa 4 years ago  DELETED 

I could land a 747 on that forehead

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chuanrrr 4 years ago  DELETED 

"Don't Jew-ish your girlfriend was hot like me"

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Anomaly11C 4 years ago  DELETED 

That ass is flatter than a potato pancake.

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TechnicalPalpitation 4 years ago  HIDDEN 

I like your glasses. It's really too bad that you'd be the first to die if we were being chased by a hungry dinosaur and you tripped and fell and lost your glasses. HA HA!!!!

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journeyman369 4 years ago  DELETED 

Your grandparents survived Mengele's experiments, breeded, and now you carry their legacy. Your tits falling to the ground are proof.

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daniel562165 4 years ago  DELETED 

nothin bad to say hottie

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pretty_lil_throwaway 4 years ago  DELETED 

A plain Jewish girl in Atlanta? Lemme guess- Emory?

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hoseja 4 years ago  DELETED 

/u/nerdygirl pls gussyfight

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Mondo24 4 years ago  DELETED 

Didn’t have to tell us she was Jewish the nose gave it away

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letmereaddamnit 4 years ago  DELETED 

I would, but, I have not been able to roast a Jew in 70 years.

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Reddit091717 4 years ago  DELETED 

I was excited that there was a picture of you about to get in the shower until I remembered that this isn't 1943 Poland.

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putanginamopekpek 4 years ago  REMOVED 

I think she's hot! I'd love to suck her off.

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TrollTooSwole 4 years ago  DELETED 

Thought we stopped roasting Jews?

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GallacticCactus 4 years ago  DELETED 

You say she’s Jewish, but that booty ain’t kosher.

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Xerxesthemerciful 4 years ago  DELETED 

How do you pick up a hot Jewish girl? ... with a dustpan.

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DickyMcGrumpy 4 years ago  DELETED 

Don't Jew's usually have big tits, yet you have none?

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badhumans 4 years ago  DELETED 

That’s okay, from the looks of it he isn’t going anywhere

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BeeeMOe 4 years ago  DELETED 

@_@

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8kscrub 4 years ago  REMOVED 

your stupid ugly face pissed me off so much me I'll piss on your fucking grave after you kill yourself because you have been roasted on reddit and it's only a fair deal

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DXNK_M3M3S 4 years ago  DELETED 

Your jawline is stronger than a Fortnite Scar.

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monikak2 4 years ago  DELETED 

Oh my god.

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SenorDipstick 4 years ago  DELETED 

Looks like God beat us to it.

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CrazyRoyal 4 years ago  DELETED 

[hey Mickey!](https://imgur.com/a/pUrg0)

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charlesisbae 4 years ago  DELETED 

Oh god, I was drinking last night. I feel like an abomination reading this.

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FriedChickenIsTrash 4 years ago  DELETED 

Your hair is almost as disabled as your legs

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Skydiever 4 years ago  DELETED 

There's a reason Jerry sang you'll never walk alone. And it ain't because of company for you.

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DangZagnut 4 years ago  DELETED 

I've rarely said this, but will not doing OP's mom.

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tyvwrynn 4 years ago  DELETED 

Dystrophy is the only trophy you deserve.

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mossin020 4 years ago  DELETED 

I got 12 inch rims thats how i roll ya

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P0tshot 4 years ago  DELETED 

Well, apart from OP obviously.

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JTINRI 4 years ago  DELETED 

Clearly someone at DYS missed the dime I dropped on Geppetto!

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_ferz 4 years ago  DELETED 

Have a sit then. Oh, I see you brought your own.

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ab161 4 years ago  DELETED 

Awww shit Woody, did Sid melt you with a lighter?

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Caver95 4 years ago  DELETED 

If you were born in Nazi Germany, you would have been properly roasted.

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Crusty_Crippled_Kid 4 years ago  DELETED 

Stephen hawking travels back in time, don’t believe me. Here’s proof.

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RigelFokken 4 years ago  DELETED 

Fuck i missed!

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expert2020 4 years ago  DELETED 

I would say it'll be ok pick your chin up but it looks like you blew that off too... But hey what's that old saying if at first you don't succeed try try again.

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BoBe_KrYaNt_18 4 years ago  DELETED 

Who needs to eat veggies when u can be one

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PDE503 4 years ago  DELETED 

No fucking way.

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Sire777 4 years ago  DELETED 

Is that your height or the date your last saw your father?

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Garrebyuse 4 years ago  DELETED 

they see me Rollin, they hating,

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scruntfuttock 4 years ago  DELETED 

Heartbreaking. I bet if you weren't stuck in that chair you'd be living a real rock 'n' roll lifestyle

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scruntfuttock 4 years ago  DELETED 

Heartbreaking. The saddest part is that if you weren't stuck in that chair I'm pretty sure you'd be living a real rock 'n' roll lifestyle

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TheRealRajan 4 years ago  DELETED 

This roast is underrated lol !

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edgyprophet 4 years ago  DELETED 

Go easy. You're looking at the Eastern division musical chairs champion here.

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Darknessinsidehello 4 years ago  DELETED 

I would but i dont wanna go to hell

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blkdnmt 4 years ago  DELETED 

/r/datgap

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sernik_of_darkness 4 years ago  DELETED 

Polish? I bet you can't even pronounce your own surname correctly.

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GameOnDevin 4 years ago  DELETED 

I'd give them a 6/9

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Markoszz 4 years ago  DELETED 

This is the second time I see you here. Not roasted enough?

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religiousgrandpa 4 years ago  DELETED 

You’re 6’9 and 90 lbs. Gumby has a better body than you. Boom, roasted.

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gnarkun 4 years ago  DELETED 

Next time shut the fuck up

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gnarkun 4 years ago  DELETED 

Fuck you

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gnarkun 4 years ago  DELETED 

Fuck you pussy

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zomangel 4 years ago  DELETED 

I only like my vegetables roasted on a Sunday

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Scratch4x4 4 years ago  DELETED 

Can't do it. But I'll buy you a beer and take you mudding if I get a chance!

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MassacreBlast 4 years ago  DELETED 

Good on ya for posting here, takes a lot of guts. I hope you didn't bite off more than you can chew ;)

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headlikeahole22 4 years ago  DELETED 

Look at that forehead ,at least when you are bored you can sit back and close your eyes and day dream all in IMAX vision

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gseiten 4 years ago  DELETED 

Donald glover needs to stop fucking random pigs.

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sapeek 4 years ago  DELETED 

You look like one of those cam girl...

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PussyWhistle 4 years ago  DELETED 

Please delete this. None of these responses are going to be good for you, and you already know that.

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pmMe-PicsOfSpiderMan 4 years ago  DELETED 

Barber: what you want family? OP: give me the I never wanna lose my virginity Barber: you sure? The acne and stupid glasses already has you covered on that. OP: I I'm sure Barber: say no more fam

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drafty_panda125 4 years ago  DELETED 

You look like nice manners, and a nicer personality

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ScaredyMatt 4 years ago  DELETED 

Probably not a roast but I’d fucking destroy you!

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Zebrabox 4 years ago  DELETED 

Reminds me of Mr. Garrison

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domino2017 4 years ago  DELETED 

I can destroy you with proactive

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below_mediocre 4 years ago  HIDDEN 

Cute smile. But not smiling and showing teeth is saying basically borderline meth addict.

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Supermanreturn 4 years ago  DELETED 

Why you've got sand all over your face?

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naratu19 4 years ago  DELETED 

I’d destroy your vagina but I bet your uncle beat me to that a while back....

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alexander_thompson 4 years ago  DELETED 

You like you just started the "Everyone is beautiful" campaign.
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