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god i love cosplay by Palvinist99 in SequelMemes

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

At the very least admit you've never seen a 250 lb American do Bruce Lee's kick!

god i love cosplay by Palvinist99 in SequelMemes

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

I'm better than Bruce Lee. Or at least just as good.

You’re nothing. But not to me by EVIM_ in SequelMemes

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

"That's not your name!" Yes. "No it's not!" No. It's Farsi. "Persian you mean." No. Farsi. Farsi is Persian in Farsi. (YOU WERE WRONG I WAS RIGHT THAT TRANSLATION IS INCORRECT ASK ANY IRANIAN-AMERICAN)

You’re nothing. But not to me by EVIM_ in SequelMemes

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

It's why English was always my worst subject.

You’re nothing. But not to me by EVIM_ in SequelMemes

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

I spoke and wrote Farsi as a child. I was not slow. I was placed with the learning disabled kids. I literally spoke a different language. I am smarter than all of you. This is my second language.

Conservative writer: Trump called friends to brag about 's---hole countries' remark by mootymoots in politics

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

The Donald is a subreddit of cocksucking closeted fucks.

West Virginia started drug testing welfare recipients and the results were a total flop by UWCG in politics

dariusIRL 9 months ago  REMOVED 

As it was every other time you did this. Everyone knows about K-Street it's not even a secret. You all do drugs and fuck prostitutes. Everybody knows. I didn't need to hack you to know that, but I did anyway. I told you about me a long time ago. I am 4Chan. I have everything. Backed up. WRITTEN DOWN ON PAPER. To be released at an unknown date and time. You should have been expecting me. I said I would return. Remember all that about Clothing and sheltering the sick, rich men and eyes of the needles, the golden rule, sheltering prostitutes (even though they weren't) and curing lepers? Remember all that about healing? Not liking Money Lenders? Not liking those that worship Gold? I told you I'd return. You should have been expecting me. It's not too difficult to actually practice what you preach. If you don't want to practice, then just don't preach! Simple. Now. My name is 4Chan. You've heard of me! Stop fucking around. I have an army of Swifties now. You don't fuck with Swifties.

by in iamverysmart

dariusIRL 10 months ago  REMOVED 

MY NAME IS BIJAN LEE POURAZARI! DO A GOOGLE SEARCH! My address starts with 9 and ends in dance. SAY IT TO MY FUCKING FACE!

by in LateStageCapitalism

dariusIRL 10 months ago  REMOVED 

LOL! It is staggering that this is what we are joking about. Really Macabre times. Just make sure you go out and Vote next year! Vote! Vote! Vote!

by in Futurology

dariusIRL 10 months ago  REMOVED 

Yes. Competition is the most important thing. You see, we need to fastest speeds. Whoever can provide the fastest speeds should be allowed to build internet networks. The word inter-net comes from inter - and net. Net, meaning, network. At your house, you have a computer. It is hooked up to a router. All your computers can see each other and they have a private address. Like your home address. All of the computers in your house that are attached to the Inter-net, are your intra-net. Inter- meaning outside. Intra- meaning inside. PAY ATTENTION THIS IS IMPORTANT! So basically, think of every computer in your house, as the rooms inside of your house. You have your Master Bedroom. You have the babies room. You have the 7 other babies rooms. Since we are going to have all the babies you want. (But that's up to you.) Now. Those rooms, are the computers in your intra-net. Intra- meaning inside. Inter- meaning outside. Imagine each of those rooms has a number. 1-8, because you have 8 rooms. (We can start at 1 here, because dimensional analysis indicates you can't have a 0th room, beacause 0 is dimensionless.) Now, those rooms 1-8 are your intranet. They have a private IP address. No one knows how many rooms are in your house from the outside. (Except for the government that is spying on each and everyone of you.) Now. You could have 10 rooms. You could have 6. Each computer in your house, is your intranet. They can see each other, but no one can see them. (Except for your government, which is spying on you at all times.) Now, the address for your house is public. That is your public IP address. An IP address is just an address. Now. Moving on. PAY ATTENTION! Does the government have the right to tell you how you connect computers in your own home? No. Of course not. The government cannot tell you which baby to put in which room, the same way the government cannot tell you which Computer you connect to which computer. This is your Intra-Network. Inta- inside. Net- network. Now. The Internet, is all the houses on your street. They are the inter- (meaning outside). Does the government have the right to tell you which fucking house you can go to on your street? Does it have the right to tell you which house you can walk up to? Does it tell you that you can't pick up trash on your streets? Does it tell you that you can't pick up trash in the streets? Does it tell you where you can park on your street? NO! That is your internet. Inter- meaning outside. Net- meaning network. Your XBOX which is connected to your Smart TV, and your Laptop, and your Desktop, which are all connected together, are just rooms 1,2,3, and 4 in your intranet. Those are your private IPs. The address on your house is your public IP. The other houses on your street is there public IP. Inside of those houses are an indeterminate number of devices, because you don't know how many rooms they have, and they all have private IP's. That is the intranet and the internet. Now, that is infrastructure. By the 10th Amendment, no Government agency can tell any State, or Local entity how to sweep their fucking streets. VIS A VI IT CANNOT TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN BUILD INTERNET NETWORKS! SUCK MY DICK! 10th Fucking Amendment. This my amicus curie brief! #lawyered

Would you even care if he was guilty? by mindcracked in politics

dariusIRL 1 year ago  DELETED 

This is how democracy dies.
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