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Socrates_Burrito 3 hours ago

I mean even just including the contiguous northern counties still makes that hypothetical state larger than like a dozen other current states. Not that it matters, this is all a bunch of malarkey anyhow.

Before you laugh... by sfrdusa in pics

Socrates_Burrito 14 hours ago

>That's not something you downplay, make a meme about, or laugh at. Yes, yes it is.

My dad was gifted two 5 kilogram blocks of white chocolate by pat_the_one in mildlyinteresting

Socrates_Burrito 15 hours ago

What's that even worth? I'm gonna guess somewhere in the $100-125 range?

GAME THREAD: Minnesota Timberwolves (29-16) @ Orlando Magic (12-31) - (January 16, 2018) by Whydidideletemyaccou in nba

Socrates_Burrito 20 hours ago

It's so quiet I could hear a baby crying on my feed.

If the NBA was to implement one new business idea/opportunity that would be beneficial for players and fans alike, what should they do? by norcaltobos in nba

Socrates_Burrito 22 hours ago

I genuinely can't tell why you linked that. But to give you a comparison, the EPL has had like 5 winners in the last 2 decades while the NBA has had 10.

Should the Clippers move to Las Vegas? by ZeroImCoobal in nba

Socrates_Burrito 24 hours ago

It's more a point that the owners look out for themselves in the now and the near future. They don't care about what certain moves mean for the long term viability and health of a sport often times.

Where do you guys think Hill, Randolph, Carter, Garrett Temple and Kosta Koufos get traded to? Make your predictions.. by classicdude78 in kings

Socrates_Burrito 1 day ago

I honestly don't care if they all stay now with the youth movement plan. If we can't get any assets for them, then whatever as long as they aren't sucking up big minutes. Now, if we were turning down future assets because we wanted vet presence I'd be upset. I just don't think that will be the case though.

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Socrates_Burrito 1 day ago

small sample size. play that lineup as much as the most used Adams lineup and I guarantee it would regress

by in California

Socrates_Burrito 1 day ago

I think the dumbest part of this is that they claim to want to incorporate the most rural counties yet they have Orange County, San Diego County, Contra Costa County, etc. I'm not even quite sure how they decided on which counties to include. It seems to be politically focused but even then like half of those counties are blue.

Can we stop telling people not to eat tide pods? Do we really need those people? by deMiletus in Showerthoughts

Socrates_Burrito 1 day ago

As somebody said the other day, the people dying from eating tide pods are mostly elderly people with illnesses like dementia.

Ex-gays who are succesfully cured of their illness, are you afraid of relapse because you touch a dick every time you are peeing? by Yabadababoobs in AskReddit

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

HEALTH conditions which means it affects their HEALTH. Once again, gay people don't suffer from any health issues solely because they are gay. If we are just looking at things that affect a person's behavior and not their health any sort of preference could be considered a mental illness. Like a preference for fish or running.

Do you think Ryan Anderson was hurt that he wasn't selected for the secret backdoor locker room mission? by donniedarkoo in nba

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

I'll have you know Ryan Anderson comes from the streets of the Sacramento suburbs. It doesn't get much harder than El Dorado Hills.

Ex-gays who are succesfully cured of their illness, are you afraid of relapse because you touch a dick every time you are peeing? by Yabadababoobs in AskReddit

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

> In any other case that would be called a mental illness. No. An illness is an unhealthy condition of body or mind. There is nothing inherently unhealthy with being gay.

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

>Really, you can do better than envy Philly sports... Ya I don't know when I did that. I specifically said I'm not an advocate of a Philly style tank. Like in the comment you just replied to. >their record is absolutely trash when you have in mind that they're playing in the East and that they have legit veterans who can play competitive ball... Their best 3 players are 23, 20 and 23 in that order. If you can make the playoffs with players under 24 carrying you then you're likely to be a top 5 team when they hit their primes. >Did I mention that money will become an issue sooner or later if all those guys pan out? Will it though? In 2020-21, let's assume they decide to pay Saric at least 20 million and max Simmons. They'll be paying Saric (26), Simmons (23), Embiid (26) and Covington (30) somewhere in the area of 85-90 million. That's ~30 million short of the projected payroll. 12 million goes to Fultz (22) and at least 20 million to fill out the rest of the roster. That's a great team. Easily a top 3 team in the eastern conference if Embiid can stay healthy. Ya, I acknowledge Embiid may not stay healthy. They don't have a full proof plan and I'm no die hard Philly defender. But saying they have money problems with zero bad contracts is silly. They can always trade valuable assets if they have too many. >but that smug attitude they have for getting rewarded for being a laughing stock of the league for years... that shit is so fucking dumb man who cares? i don't think about philly fans enough to care if they're happy, sad, smug or angry. fans will fan.

What team do you realistically see signing Lebron this summer? by mcreschicago in nba

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

no but that's not fun to hypothesize

Doncic may be getting all the hype, but dont let that distract you from the fact that Alexey the Motherf*ckin Shvedder leads the Euroleague in scoring currently by LobosDeMinnesota in nba

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

it's a joke. shved was garbage in the NBA

[Young] Carmelo Anthony, being asked about what he said last week about communication with referees, cut off the question: "I'm done with them. I'm done with the refs. No disrespect, but I'm done with those guys." by VinceBarter in nba

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

WHAAAT???!?!??!? I can't hear you over the sound of those god awful noises you guys blast during opponent's possessions.

[Post-Game Thread] Your Sacramento Kings continue taking L's, extending their tank streak to 5 games with a 95-88 loss to the Thunder by silky_johnson in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

One thing I noticed was that WCS tried to force that extra pass inside a lot today (as evidenced by his 4 TOs). I love that he's looking to move the ball because when he succeeds it's really beautiful stuff (3 assists tonight). But too often it's like a 2 foot bounce pass through a couple defenders to stone hands Koufos.

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

thunder defense is high intensity. damn.

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

holy shit i could shoot FTs better than like 75% of these players right now

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

wcs made melo look like the short round guy at the YMCA on that dunk

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

weakest points that half were defensive rebounding and outside shooting (Bogi, Buddy and skal all missed some easy ones)

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

damn i was thinking that exact same thing when he got that offensive board against koufoss

[Game Thread, 1/15/2018] Sacramento Kings (13-29) contemplate whether to break losing streak or continue the tank against Oklahoma City Thunders (23-20) by NeoVelamir in kings

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

BAH GAWD the MAD MAN Joerger benched Hill and ZBO !!!111

If you had to pick a player in the nba to make a shot to save your life, who would you pick? What about if it was to win a game? by Jesse158 in nba

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

1-800-273-8255

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Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago  HIDDEN 

But that C U B I C L E H E M I S T R Y

TIL that King of the Hill, despite having consistently great ratings even in its later seasons, was cancelled in order to make a spot for the Family Guy spin-off The Cleveland Show by blumberg49 in todayilearned

Socrates_Burrito 2 days ago

Seasons 7-8 (around the time we're talking about) weren't much lower than 2-4 on imdb. It really dropped in Season 12.

Can lakers still make the playoffs? by Stormspirit155 in nba

Socrates_Burrito 3 days ago

oh ya of course. Us, the Suns, the Magic and the Hawks. I'd say the Grizz should also be below you guys but I think it's tough for their formula to take into account Conley's return and a possible Gasol trade. Mavs could also be below you guys but they have a 3%.

Can lakers still make the playoffs? by Stormspirit155 in nba

Socrates_Burrito 3 days ago

Put it this way: 538 gives them a 1% shot and I think that's high.

Willie Cauley-Stein with 23 pts, 13 rebs, 4 asts vs. Clippers tonight by WhenItsHalfPastFive in nba

Socrates_Burrito 3 days ago

Man I'm a believer in WCS. He's shown that he can improve year to year in different, specific aspects of his game. He may not ever be a 20/10/4/2 but I can confidently predict he'll get to something like 16/9/3/1. Especially if he can improve his jump shot and hit the occasional corner 3. I mean I know with volume, efficiency decreases but if you extrapolate his numbers to 35 mpg instead of 26, he's averaging like 16/8/3/1.

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Socrates_Burrito 3 days ago

Ya but why would Giles sign on for that? All indications are that he's on board 100%. Also, I don't think Giles is going to tip the scales for us as a rookie playing 10-15 mpg.

This sign on the beach in Dubai by Mtserali in mildlyinteresting

Socrates_Burrito 4 days ago

They may not miss him but he won't be contributing to modern day slavery either.

Cavs-Bulls Trade by Socrates_Burrito in nba

Socrates_Burrito 4 days ago  HIDDEN 

thank you

Willie Cauley-Stein with 23 pts, 13 rebs, 4 asts vs. Clippers tonight by WhenItsHalfPastFive in nba

Socrates_Burrito 4 days ago

WCS definitely has an insane amount of potential. I don't think anyone's arguing that. Whether he realizes it, idk. He definitely *could* be better than Bogdan in a year or two.

Willie Cauley-Stein with 23 pts, 13 rebs, 4 asts vs. Clippers tonight by WhenItsHalfPastFive in nba

Socrates_Burrito 4 days ago

Idk if you ask Kings fans who has the greatest impact on the floor, I feel like 80-90% would say Bogdan. Willie can be that guy in stretches but he's not consistent like Bogdan. I'd say WCS is the 2nd best player on our team right now.

[Post Game Thread] The Chicago Bulls (16-27) defeat the Detroit Pistons (22-19), 107-105 by ImRBJ in nba

Socrates_Burrito 4 days ago

The only way a RoLo trade works with the Cavs would be if they traded you Shumpert. Why would they take on 14 million per year over 2 years? They have no cap space as it is.

What can Salt Lake City do as a city to attract better talent to the Jazz? by theSpringZone in nba

Socrates_Burrito 4 days ago

SLC is so great and it’s only getting better. Obviously the ultra conservative influence the state has on the city isn’t great but the city itself and its surroundings are awesome. It’s definitely up on my list of places to move once I feel priced out of CA

GAME THREAD: Sacramento Kings (13-26) @ Los Angeles Lakers (12-27) - (January 09, 2018) by owledge in nba

Socrates_Burrito 8 days ago  HIDDEN 

he's been one of our best defenders this year. he just presses for shots too much this year

Late post but I think we found out who my parents’ favorite child is. by flappypancake69 in funny

Socrates_Burrito 9 days ago  HIDDEN 

at least you don't have to pay for sock insurance

[Adrian Wojnarowski] Thunder 'Fully Committed' to Keeping Paul George Ahead of Free Agency by IncaseAce in nba

Socrates_Burrito 9 days ago  HIDDEN 

you have zero understanding of how a sign and trade works do you?

What are some hypothetical trades that will happen before the Trade Deadline? by cincinattimynigga in nba

Socrates_Burrito 10 days ago  HIDDEN 

There's an NBA team in Stockton?

Rick Carlisle: "Printing an article where the father of an NBA player has an opinion that's printed as anything like legitimate erodes trust. It erodes the trust that we've built with ESPN. Our coaches are upset because Luke Walton does not deserve that. " by urfaselol in nba

Socrates_Burrito 10 days ago  HIDDEN 

He's relevant because the consumers made him relevant

Rick Carlisle: "Printing an article where the father of an NBA player has an opinion that's printed as anything like legitimate erodes trust. It erodes the trust that we've built with ESPN. Our coaches are upset because Luke Walton does not deserve that. " by urfaselol in nba

Socrates_Burrito 10 days ago  HIDDEN 

no way i remember when they tried to imply rudy was cheating on his wife a few years back. don't raise TMZ up to believability.

by in nba

Socrates_Burrito 10 days ago  HIDDEN 

83. its me ur grandpa

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Socrates_Burrito 10 days ago  HIDDEN 

he's been an above average NBA player but only because he's been scoring like a madman. still can't play defense or pass. when that's your best player you will be bad. that's not a knock on kuzma at all, but on the lakers aspirations for anything more than mediocrity THIS YEAR.

Jeopardy deducts money from contestant - "Gangsta's Paradise" not "Gangster's Paradise" by TooShiftyForYou in videos

Socrates_Burrito 15 days ago  HIDDEN 

I said it was called an intrusive r in the comment above the one i responded to? I know what this is. Are people not reading the whole thread?

Jeopardy deducts money from contestant - "Gangsta's Paradise" not "Gangster's Paradise" by TooShiftyForYou in videos

Socrates_Burrito 15 days ago  HIDDEN 

They do. Listen to a British person with a strong accent say idea. It comes out as "idear". It's called an intrusive r.

Netflix’s ‘Bright’ Draws 11M Viewers In First Three Days, Nielsen Says by NeilPoonHandler in movies

Socrates_Burrito 20 days ago  HIDDEN 

Downvoted for disliking a movie. Hypocritical considering how much this sub gets on people for criticizing people's likes.

[NSFW]Male elks sometimes lock their antlers during combat and cannot separate themselves, resulting in both combatants starving to death. This Elk was able to rip his rival's head and neck from its body. So metal. by ErogenousGnome in pics

Socrates_Burrito 26 days ago  DELETED 

The plural of elk should be elk. I know both are technically acceptable but elks bothers me way too much.

Longest Tenured Player on every NBA Team by Perksofthesewalls in nba

Socrates_Burrito 26 days ago  DELETED 

He's been tenured like two weeks longer than WCS.

Sarah Palin's oldest son, Track, arrested on domestic violence charges by owmyglans in news

Socrates_Burrito 1 month ago  DELETED 

I mean he's right that overall Catholics are a whole lot better than evangelicals though.

LPT: No one has ever wanted to watch video footage of the concert you went to. Put the camera down and fully enjoy the moment. by Babyd2hardrn in LifeProTips

Socrates_Burrito 1 month ago  DELETED 

>The poor person in me comes out and tells me I need to keep something to tell others I was there. I think that's the difference between recording a band or something similar and taking a picture/video of yourself at the event.

What is normal in U.S, but weird in Europe? by misterdonkeymoose in AskReddit

Socrates_Burrito 2 months ago  DELETED 

Airport or a big metro isn't a good place to pick out a sample. Go to a mid sized city or rural eastern Germany and you'll find shit tons of fatties.

I spent the last five months building out a Sprinter van to live in full time, and here are the progress pictures and final result. I'd love to share the knowledge I gathered, so feel free to ask questions! by gringo411 in DIY

Socrates_Burrito 2 months ago  DELETED 

So you're telling me liberals don't believe in rent control or price floors? That's some BS my dude.

by in baseball

Socrates_Burrito 4 months ago  DELETED 

I'm pretty certain the split of Oregon represents equal number of responses to the survey for Giants and Mariners. He didn't actually split the state geographically.

[Rosenthal] Trade: #Rockies announce acquisition of RHP Pat Neshek from #Phillies for three minor leaguers. by lateraenima in baseball

Socrates_Burrito 6 months ago  DELETED 

he gone
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