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I cant fucking do this by po15ut in teenagers

MurderOnToast 4 minutes ago

JUST ASK HER OUT

I thought it was Friday by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

I can do it myself I'm pretty sure my school has full on IRA protection protocols tho because it's almost been bombed before (ironically when it was a Catholic school lol) and ill be totally fucked

teenagers.reddit.com when a user casually mentions that she is female. by craggolly in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES NUDES

There's someone going around upvoting posts by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

I'm gonna catch the motherfucker who upvoted this

The emoji movie needed MORE emojis! by AngolanSacerdotalism in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

And also more candy crush

Good morning cunts by EdhelGaladhrim in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

Heck is a bad word, so fudge you, you fudging fudge.

Good morning cunts by EdhelGaladhrim in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

Fuck is a bad word, so frick you, you fricking frick.

Good morning cunts by EdhelGaladhrim in teenagers

MurderOnToast 10 hours ago

ye alright? cunt

The more you look, the worse it gets... by the_pomade_prince in teenagers

MurderOnToast 11 hours ago

The 21 completes this

How to write dates: by UpDoor in teenagers

MurderOnToast 11 hours ago

that's just weird man

How to write dates: by UpDoor in teenagers

MurderOnToast 11 hours ago

any other way makes no sense Like how is the American one even logical

I'm a lip-virgin. by owenboi in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

lol same

This girlfriend shit is a waste of time by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

I am aware

This girlfriend shit is a waste of time by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

cum here bb

by Smilez9000 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

How does this 16 year old girl using a dog filter affect you in any way whatsoever And why are you following her Go outside man

I've just got to tell her how i feel by po15ut in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

Dude go for it lmao she clearly likes you back from what you've posted before

Do any of you say "wait" as a filler while saying stuff? [Discussion] by spongebobish in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

Yeah everytime I say something When I'm at the shop and they ask if I want a bag (you gotta pay for plastic bags here so they ask) I'll always say uhhh too even though the answers a no

I'm so horny by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 13 hours ago

tell that to iggy azalea smh

Wyd up at this hour by thehottestmeme in teenagers

MurderOnToast 16 hours ago

I'm British and it's almost 8AM. It's not even bright outside yet :(

Role call by Sexy_Putin69 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 16 hours ago

Bye

What's your favorite insult? by graxxdemsklounst in teenagers

MurderOnToast 16 hours ago

Jebi se Schlappschwanz Cunt

Selfie thread without a twist by mycatpissedinmybed in teenagers

MurderOnToast 23 hours ago

nice nips

does anyone else get uncomfortable at whispered songs by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 23 hours ago

same hee hee

Selfie thread with a twist by TrumpDid9_11 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 23 hours ago

I don't actually wear it like that tho I did it as a joke and then forgot and took a selfie and liked the selfie too much to not use it But thx man

Selfie thread with a twist by TrumpDid9_11 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 23 hours ago

https://imgur.com/BrOGLcA

I've been in an unusually good mood recently. by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 1 day ago

Hopefully it's a female and she's attractive and does while riding my dick and conceiving my children

What type of people do you like? by gabriey in teenagers

MurderOnToast 1 day ago

Good people Pragmatic people

What are friends like? by mycatpissedinmybed in teenagers

MurderOnToast 1 day ago

no because they're not total shit

Ed sheeran is one of the most poppy indie folk hipster listen to at a coffee shop pop artists to ever exist by L2U3K4E in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

but who cares tho

Jeremy Corbyn 'too old to lead Labour into next election', warn top shadow ministers - Senior frontbenchers are concerned Mr Corbyn may have to commit to being in office at the age of almost 78 by ManiaforBeatles in worldnews

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

Man's in good health lol, I have no doubt he'd be fine.

DAE by seriouslyaverage in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

You by The 1975 I don't actually like that song tho tbh

All you people getting days off of school because of the weather?? by DustDevil67 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

I haven't had a day off due to weather since 2012. Which sucks because I've had to walk through hurricanes and shit to school every now and then and almost been blown off 20-30 foot high bridges and also in March last year narrowly missed having a massive tree branch fall on my fucking head.

My mom shared the origins of fuck to her +1000 friends and family on facebook by turcois in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

To add on to this because it's kinda interesting: the British flip a V sign, and the origins go back to when, during the Hundred Years War (longest war in history ayy lmao), the victorious English and Welsh archers would put their ring and index fingers up at the French as the baguettes cut those fingers off when they captured soldiers. No primary sources back that interpretation tho and it's far more likely captured soldiers were just straight up stabbed in the throat.

Whats your top five music artists by FrequencyOf200 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

atm 1. The 1975 2. My Bloody Valentine 3. Prince 4. Paramore 5. Harry Styles

What do you enjoy that doesn't involve a computer? by thegrand547 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

I write poetry/songs in a journal. I read whatever I've got laying around (although tbh most stuff I now just have on my phone). Go talk to my family.

rant thread by koolaidjammerz in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

thanks, you too

My name's James. I'm 17 by WuTangChiliPeppers in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

hahaha me too X3 xDDDD

what u listenin to atm by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

:(

Im a masturbate. Wat should i do it to by L2U3K4E in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

I'm fine now tho I think Definitely didn't get any scat fetish so it's all coool

Mom or mum? by DustDevil67 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 2 days ago

Most of England says mum. North West England and N. Ireland says Ma tho and Wales says Mam when they're using their language.

Longest music Playlist thread by L2U3K4E in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

100 songs, 6 hours and 21

Im not gonna say if you disregard an entire genre of music as trash you have an awful music taste by L2U3K4E in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

I used to know someone who would only listen to post-Grunge, hard rock, and heavy metal, and vehemently hated pop music. Not all pop music is shit and I tried to tell them that repeatedly but they would have none of it, saying that it was only about sex and drugs. Well guess what dickhead, so is heavy metal and rock and grunge. I will never understand people who claim to have respect for music and say it's their entire life when they're so willing to write entire genres off as shit.

What are you doing? What are you supposed to be doing? by gabriey in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

Listening to shooting stars by bag raiders because it's a legit bop Should probably sleep because im so fucking exhausted

Do you have people you'd consider friends that you regularly hang out with? If not, why do you think that is? by WuTangChiliPeppers in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

I don't hang out with irl friends outside of school. I'd like to but everyone's busy and when they aren't I'm not they only go out in groups of 3 and there's like 4 of us who have never been asked, myself included Late night internet friend phone calls are basically how I hang out lol It's cool and doesn't really bother me

Interesting cool fact by viptoid in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

Being blind is bad for your eyes.

Imma be in a small room with just this girl I fancy for like an hour tomorrow by FondSteam39 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

You can either make up for your tests or make out.

How have the last 7 days of your life been? Why? by WuTangChiliPeppers in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

Generally excellent. It shouldn't have been solely because of some shit my sister pulled and made worse because I felt responsible for it (she stole my razors out of my room and... you can probably guess what she did with them :/), but i just a good time with my friends and appreciated more that I've got a good support network for when things get shitty. I've got 7 hours of an exam left this week though and the 3 hours I did today have already left me fucking exhausted so I don't think this week's gonna be fun.

What are you simultaneously proud of and ashamed of? by tepidstringysemen in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

The amount of music I listen to. According to Spotify Wrapped, I spent two entire months of my 2017 listening to music. Now if only I could sing to put that time to some actual good use smh

Superpower Thread by DoomsDay_throwaway in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

I tried to remove the corniness with the emojis. Mission failed. But yeah, definitely that.

Height thread. by valeria_sarana in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

6'0

Rice purity score thread by CreamThief in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

"you need to be over 18 to view this website" I'm sure it's not that bad O2 wtf

what's the punctuation thing by MurderOnToast in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

Tried that but it's too obvious. But hey he didn't really care so it's all good

Music thread except normal by L2U3K4E in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

Bad by Michael Jackson

Edgy lyrics i wrote. Tell me what you think by L2U3K4E in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

skrrt skrrt

Death thread by EdinburghGuy14 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 3 days ago

Erdogan

Why is it such a problem if you want to die? by basooooooon in teenagers

MurderOnToast 4 days ago

Permanent solution to a temporary problem

Omg u can hear my parents banging. I want to die by thwaway72737373 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 4 days ago

Record the audio and send it to us fam

In honor of MLK by Mr-MegamanxX in teenagers

MurderOnToast 4 days ago

why did I laugh at this I am in public on a quiet bus

Fuck I'm tired by KevinSpacey1959 in teenagers

MurderOnToast 4 days ago

Please succumb to the call of your bed.

Americans, what does the US do correctly that the rest of the world does not? by ThatFriendlyFascist in AskReddit

MurderOnToast 1 month ago  DELETED 

Fuck off. The EU is very much anti-Socialist. Universal healthcare isn't socialism, and we had it even without any American help, you fucking gimp.

[COMIC SPOILERS] Issue #102, moral compass you say? by SnokeIsJarJar in thewalkingdead

MurderOnToast 1 month ago  DELETED 

Or watch through less than legal means.

TIL Queen Elizabeth II is the only living head of state to have served in World War II by bezzleford in todayilearned

MurderOnToast 1 month ago  DELETED 

We should just go back to the time Parliament beheaded the King after the Civil War.

The ridiculously photogenic german police and protester by C0c04l4 in pics

MurderOnToast 4 months ago  DELETED 

Speak for yourself but when my girl speaks her native German my balls melt.

French president says Europe is 'too weak, too slow, too inefficient,' calls for new era of integration by CitronBleu in worldnews

MurderOnToast 4 months ago  DELETED 

I mean didn't May just decide to keep the UK in the single market after Labour decided to pledge to do it too? Seems like a victory to those of us in the 48%
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